March 13, 2006
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I'll be with you when I stop wheezing
I have a two hour training session on Outlook this afternoon. Yes, this makes perfect sense. Give the girl training a month after you've given her the software. I shall be taking knitting with me.
Jeepers, but it's too cold round here. I nearly had an asthma attack while cycling in (of course, I knew exactly where my inhaler was - which was unusual. In my handbag. In my bedroom. Which was usual).
My morris team has a new game. Replace a noun in any film title of your choosing with the word 'willy'. The mailing list has gone quite, quite mad as a result. Someone then suggested the game of replacing any song title with a colour in it with the word 'Beige'. I predict that this will also cause vast amounts of traffic and clog up my inbox. A Beiger Shade of Pale indeed: although I can now sense that I'll be producing a Rainbow CD for the end of Project Spectrum (must sort out button for that).
And, I swear that the First Aid woman going on about paper cuts has caused me to develop two on my right middle finger. On a joint, naturally. How they happened, I know not. They just appeared. And they sting. And they'll take ages to heal, because they're on a springy bit.
xxx
So. Photos.
Firstly, it looks like blood to me (it had even gone a bit brown by this point). Perhaps it can be blamed upon performance art? When I went past it on Sunday morning, when I took this picture, it was still spattered everywhere. I haven't been back to check since.
What anyone was doing to achieve this is beyond me. But it's drippy looking, and was spread for a large distance.
And then a curly wurly scarf - close up and length. I think it'll benefit from a wash. I have a whole ball of lurex shimmer left, I shall exchange it for a second ball of kid classic and make these.
I've just had a fabulously girly evening with Emma. I feel normal again. We gossiped about our love lives. Everyone else I know is either happily single or happily settled. Lurching from one man to another doesn't seem to be happening to any of my friends other than Emma.
xxx



Comments (9)
You act so innocent but I bet you were behind all this vandalism. Your passport please.
I don't understand how the fish has any bearing on the success of a potential-relationship.
eh He had hairy legs anyway.
I dated a gal with hairy legs once, she sited "religious reasons."
It didn't worked out.
Or is it "cited?"
Whichever.
So, did you ever find out what the mystery fluid was?
You can play the same game with testicles. In fact, you can probably play all sorts of games with testicles - but not all of them involve film titles.
L xx
I loved that book. I'm glad someone else is reading it too. Takes a really interesting turn about halfway through. (not ruining anything)
That does look like blood--seriously... I would have rang 999 too!
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