Month: April 2006

  • It's a wonder we weren't burnt in our beds

    April 2006 087This is what used to be the washing machine plug (I have since replaced it, and my rudely interrupted load of morris trousers is now continuing to its logical conclusion). April 2006 088   Note the picture to the right, which details exactly how much of the live, brown wire was left.  Yes.  That would be none at all.  The black plastic bit is welded onto the white wire.  The plug is a bit brown on the outside, and got rather warm.  Current (ha ha) theory is that the fuse was wiggling, and created an arcing thingy.


    As any strong-minded female will, I immediately fell to bits and phoned the ex.  He is now in the habit of turning his phone off when having dinner with his girlfriend.  He never did this when we were together.  That, however, is a minor detail.  By the time he'd called back, the situation was under control.


    I also tried phoning Lewi, but he's apparently at the cinema.  Or somewhere with his phone turned off.  My parents' phone went straight through to BT answerphone, so Mum's apparently online.


    While all this drama was going on, I was failing to leave my hand, burnt on hot fat (when will I learn not to hurl the onions into the oil with such élan?), under cold running water for 10 minutes.  I need food and wine now, so I think I'll look untidy round the hand department on Thursday (postponed Saturday lunch).


    April 2006 080 Here.  Have some socks to distract you.


    Now.  Where's the corkscrew?


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  • Major Rewrites

    The pattern.  Note gauge.


    Gauge
    24 sts and 29 rows = 14" / 10cm in stockinette


    The yarn.  Note gauge







    Stitches and Rows per 10cm 19-20sts x28rows


    I need to buy more pencils (I think better in pencil).  Pencils are vital for when one is almost completely rewriting a pattern.  I have the back of Blossom knitted, to the armhole shaping, in a totally different gauge.  It is approximately the correct size.  The front shaping is going to be, shall we say, interesting.  I think I sussed it last night.  I got the cotton's gauge on 3.5mm needles.  It looks baby-sized, anyhow, and it's the right length at the right point.   This is what matters.  I have a horrible feeling the child is going to grow out of the dress instantly.  Mind you, she hasn't been born yet, and is currently about a week overdue.  Mum-to-be reports the odd contraction, and is going in to discuss being induced on Tuesday.


    If I understood why DK weight cotton knits to a totally different gauge from DK weight wool cotton (this stuff), which was the suggested substitute (rejected for no good reason), I suspect I'd be a whole lot happier.  And doing less arithmetic at 8 o'clock on a Sunday evening.


    I didn't want to be sitting and rewriting patterns last night.  I wanted to be thinking about an entirely different knitted project.  Hint.  I have bought some kidsilk night for this, in cream.  And some white Jaeger Siena (I have 10 balls of that already, but it's earmarked for something else).


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  • Five Places I have knit

    From Kat, via Jennifer



    1. In the queue for the Last Night of the Proms

    2. While on door duty, at the Arts Centre Tent at Towersey Festival (a.k.a. in the middle of a field in the middle of Oxfordshire).  Black Swan Rapper almost commissioned new knitted sashes on the spot (can you imagine?  Those things are about 6' long!)

    3. During a Guide meeting that I was apparently supposed to be running....didn't last long, the girls were playing with makeup that night and applied vast quantities of silver eyeshadow and lipstick before I could say "no."

    4. At the Royal Opera House, Covent Garden, during the interval of Polyphonia.

    5. In the bar at the Sheffield Crucible Theatre, after a performance of Romans in Britain. (warning.  Nude male bottoms in picture in link).

    Those are the more unusual ones.  I don't count the London Underground, or London Buses, as being unusual places to knit.  That happens on a weekly basis.


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  • Unblocked and Unbowed

    Alternative title: A Finished Object at Half Past Midnight.  My Olympic Knitting is complete (do I get a medal for persistence?)


    And, isn't she fab?  I'll block her tonight (please, hold thumbs that nothing disasterous happens in the process).



    April 2006   


    Photography at approx 1 am is not my strongest point.  Nor is blogging while I'm eating breakfast (need.  coffee.  stat.)


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  • Defrost Freezer
  • Laundry
  • Supermarket.  Buy milk, bananas and salmon in addition to usual groceries.  Usual groceries do not include milk.  I have a mild intolerance to the stuff, so I put rice milk on my cereal.  Check bread situation and get a small loaf if necessary (mild wheat allergy, so I don't eat that either: in neither case is it life threatening, merely extremely uncomfortable).
  • Buy milk which I forgot to buy on the last trip.
  • Church : St. Paul's Cathedral (on Good Friday).  We went to St John's Wood on Sunday.  Glorious music.
  • Hoover and dust bedroom
  • Clean out one cupboard and two drawers in bedroom.
  • Tidy sitting room just a little more (I think the camp blanket could, possibly, be shoved out of sight, the ancient Lush Times recycled and so forth.  Actually, Lush times will be good for practice newspaper flowers, being quite colourful).
  • However, I then hung out several racks of washing, and started working on some tapestry pictures that need framing.  When they are dry, I can frame them and get Mum to help decide where to put them.
  • Try and restore order to bedroom shelves, now in severe need of some sort of organisation
  • Sort out the map shelf.  The others look a bit better.
  • Take books to Charity shop.  Find some more books to go to charity shop
  • Go through knitting magazines.  Make pile of those that my friends may like which I no longer want.  Distribute.  Recycle the ones that no-one wants. I now have a folder to file things into. This represents progress.
  • Finish Joy
  • Finish booties (baby is due Tues-Thurs).  This means buying buttons
  • Finish second sock.  Heel now turned.
  • Start to finish Audrey.  I say start to finish Audrey as she's been on hiatus since February, and I've got part way through the second body piece (they are identical).  I thought I was only part way through the first body piece. There's sleeves to be taken into account.
  • Decide to give up on posting Christmas present to friend, as she never sent me a card for my birthday (or, if she did, it got lost in the post), and save it for her birthday, which is for some months and I might change my mind by then.
  • Check email at work on faintly regular basis.  I've already tried to moderate a mailing list, only to discover someone else got there first (I wonder who).
  •  Go to Hayfever
  • Make egg for Mum.
  • Worry that washing machine isn't heating evenly, or at all for that matter. Descale washing machine.  Worry about impact on environment. 
  • Descale dishwasher (may as well get two things of descaler)
  • Mop floor (I spill when I do laundry, and the floor's grey rubber).
  • Fill in gap in paintwork in sitting room (not sure where paint is).
  • Work on website.
  • Put laundry away. (not sure I'll ever complete this, the laundry seems neverending).
  • Think of delightful presents for Heather's future sister-in-law.  *Evil Cackle*. 
  • Mend drawer under bed.

  • Fit new smoke detectors (this sort won't need their batteries replacing for 5 years at least, if not 10.  This is good, particularly given that the neighbours are decidedly rubbish at either fitting new batteries, or letting us know that new batteries are required).

  • April 2006 079 I also need to post this.  Stage door photos.  Don't you just love them?  My Mother is thrilled to bits with this, and can't wait to post a copy to her cousin in Canada.


    Yes.  That's Mum and Dame Judi Dench.


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  • Still knackered

    I can't wait until Friday.  I can have a lie in.  Having seen a Palm Sunday service in the middle of Camden High Street yesterday, I could do with going to church on Friday for Stations of the Cross, but, I need to sleep.  Lots and lots.  And I shall be in Church on Sunday.  Mum's visiting for Easter, so there's no excuse whatsover.


    *yawns enormously and nearly knocks over coffee for the third time*.


    Must remember to buy Jo's Easter Egg.


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  • The thing that I love about the internet

    Meeting people.  This person (although, thinking about it, that's a really crummy description).  Jennifer.  She's absolutely lovely; and so are her friends (I shall say this once only, but CB, whom I had the good fortune to sit opposite, is in possession of a very fine pair of brown eyes).  Such huge amounts of friendliness left this particular Englishwoman somewhat overwhelmed by it all.  I should have hidden a list of questions in my bag, to refer to in case of need.  Ever since an episode involving Tig and one of his American friends (apparently I didn't ask enough questions...) I worry about that sort of thing.


    So, we met, and we swopped postcards.  Both of us producing items which wouldn't quite have passed muster in the regular mail unless they'd been carefully cocooned in an envelope.  (I've just realised I failed to take a photo of my multicoloured cranes on Friday night.  Bother).  They were fun, those cranes: there I was, happily folding away, only to go and check the internet for all the interesting info about cranes as symbols of international friendship, only to discover that I was actually folding flapping birds, which are equally pretty, but not the same thing at all.  Not quite what you need to discover at 11pm.  It could have been worse.  OneWord was reading me 1984 and The Jungle Book throughout.  I need to digress here.  The dot com version of that website looks interesting.


    Where was I, apart from rambling in a caffeine deprived manner?  Oh yes, overwhelmed by kindness and generosity and feeling that I must get myself together and make a better effort.  Jennifer collects leftover sock yarn to make the most gorgeous cards for charity: so if you do have any leftovers (Helen?  I can't believe that you don't, with that prolificacy in sock creation, did I make up a new word there?  Must invest in OED, complete version), then please send them to her.  Opinion round the table was slightly divided as to whether more sock yarn is required, but I know I'll have some from my Sockapaloooza socks, and that pink pair in Lorna's Laces (second sock suffering from second sock syndrome, because the cast on is tricky.  I know.  I have no easily portable knitting and still I've not cast on.  My bad.), and the cards are so ducky, that flying in the face of male uncertainty should be encouraged here.


    In the meantime, and with the end of Joy in sight (decreases for sleeve started!  And I think I'm going to have enough yarn), I feel the need to return to the miniature lace knitting.  Which also requires a photo.  I am battery saving today - I need the camera this afternoon.  So, no photo now. 


    Oh, and I also bumped into this lady in the yarn department.  It was a symphony of green coats, and I failed to make any introductions, because I'm entirely useless.  Oh, and looking at her blog, seems I'm the one of the few that's failed to see the Mason-Dixon-Knitting book in London.  It's launched upon most others.  Sigh.


    If I'm leaving in half an hour, I don't have time to make chocolate crispy cakes for the bake sale at work tomorrow, do I?  No.  I haven't quite finished breakfast (I am stuffed full from yesterday.  Working on a Saturday requires chocolate to keep the spirits up: I was very lucky.  The computer spat a blue screen at me and then locked me out of the network after  I'd got 120 records submitted to the external website.  So, any loss of data on my C: drive is no big deal, and serve me right for not saving it to the network.  I have to get my password reset on Monday).  I have now finished breakfast.


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  • Knitting content. And my new hair


    April 2006 067   This is the scarf what came free with the Debbie Bliss Club.


    That one that I was moaning and whinging about, with all the bobbliness of the yarn.


    It's a gorgeously soft scarf, and it washes nicely in the washing machine.


    Could the previous three sentences have been more boring?  Here.  Have some sockapalooza socks.


     


     


    April 2006 039 This is the first sock in its earliest stages.  Crochet cast on, short rows, as per the pattern in knitty. April 2006 040


     


    Same sock, more progress, brown tights, dinky foot. April 2006 066


     


    Finished socks, about a week later!  Yippee!  Aren't the waApril 2006 065 vy lines gorgeous?


     


     


    Liz and I, post knitting conversation, on Thursday morning, in Colchester.  Note new hair.  See next picture for my old hair.  I look all chin in this, don't I?April 2006 036


     


    Old hair, and cabled hairband.  For keeping the ears warm.  In the absence of about 10 inches of hair, this is more important than ever.  I get taken ever-so-slightly more seriously with the new hair, you know?  But the old hair was quite pretty, when it wasn't being heinously messy.


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  • Project Spectrum: Red

    London Buses on Oxford StreetApril 2006 025 


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     Above, bracelets.  To the right, a phone box.  London makes life so much easier when it comes to chosing red items out-and-about.


     


     


     


     


     


     


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    Guacamole in motion to the left.  More buses below.


     


     


     


     


     


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    What luck is this, two red motorcycles!


     


     


     


     


     


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    And a taxi to continue the transportation motif.


     


     


     


     

  • Beta Testing

    I think we might just be ready to have a test.


    Please.


    Go to http://www.whaticaneat.co.uk and let me know what you think?  Please, also, let me know if there are still things that refuse to work. My head started turning inside out in confusion.


    And speed.  Speed may be an issue here.


    And then, when it's working, I shall be going to stick two metaphorical fingers up at the schmoes who tried to impede the process.  Namely, two ex-boyfriends.  I have not yet worked out the best way of doing this.


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    Ooooh.  You guys are good.  Heather found an error that I'd never find in a month of sundays (what happens if you look for a recipe and don't specify an allergy at all!), Jase pointed out capital letter crassness on my part, which I think I've dealt with using the joy of a cascading style sheet, and we have progress.


    I remember the last time anyone gave feedback, it was about copyright.  It was big boss in my department.  The lawyers will check it, if I ever get to link it to work.  Sigh.  A dream.  What I really need is an entrepreneur and some time off work just to work on whaticaneat, and also better access to the database.  It has some issues with non-ascii characters, it would seem (these issues do not occur on the version on my laptop.  This is odd).


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    You guys really are good.  More pictures.  I'll have to try harder with those.  I did have ideas for immune system pictures.  However, pictures of cheese, and goat's cheese and milk, and tomatoes and so forth would make it a lot prettier, wouldn't they?


    Please, do proof bits of it.  There's about 10,000 words in there in total: so I'm not expecting anything too intensive on that score


    ~x~

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